watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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