I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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