Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Mom said you looked used
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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