Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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