what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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