Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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