worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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