is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just forgot I was standing up.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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