Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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