Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm so fucking centered right now
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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