Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
try to milk me bitch
Randomize