they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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