Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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