if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can text with my tongue
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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