pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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