Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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