Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just pee around me
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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