i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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