my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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