Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Blow job season was short but glorious.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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