That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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