I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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