Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
