i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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