D3 body, D1 cock
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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