guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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