i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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