Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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