Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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