I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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