i was born a porn star she said
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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