I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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