just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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