please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You left your phone here
Wait...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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