Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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