I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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