we're blogging at a bar
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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