I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
