um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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