its not stalking. its research.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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