Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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