my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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