i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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