rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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