The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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