In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
me + whiskey = a bad person
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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