I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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