You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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