I looked at my own cervix.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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