If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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