He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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