You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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