I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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