She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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